I swear this is taking place to me yet again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are right back where we started. It's like a bad joke. To be honest, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.
- Perhaps it's time change my habits
- Surely this is a dream
- This calls for a celebration (of sorts)
You Won't Believe What Just Happened!
I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was singing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and suddenly a herd of geese came out from behind a building. They were running all over the place, and cars were screaming. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
Is This Really Happening?!
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in utteramazement.
I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. website This can't be legit, right? It has to be a cruel joke.
Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
This Is Unbelievable!
My friends won't believe this just took place. Seriously, I think I'm going to faint! All of it was just so wild.
- This is nuts
- Like, for real
- I need to document this
See ya later! You won't believewhat happens next!
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, this whole thing is just making no sense. I struggle with understanding it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I ask someone else for help?